Question about your life. Introduction to a thematically related tragedy. Promise of hope.
Over-simplified premise. Mention of a brain part and an inadequately explained technology in the same sentence.
Dramatic claim of a breakthrough.
Researcher and affiliation. Description of motivation related to a minor personal detail.
Overly-technical account of experiment.
Allusion to a controversy.
Quote from the researcher. Quote from another researcher.
Caution about over-interpretation. Over-interpretation. Mention of future work.
Genuinely insightful point.
Earnest but misleading conclusion. Optimistic ending.
With apologies to an old kuro5hin post.