Rebel online clothing shop Ban T-Shirts have a t-shirt extolling the virtues of thinking green, nicely illustrated with a brain-tree hybrid.
Whether a brain-tree hybrid would itself be considered environmentally friendly is anyone’s guess, but it makes for a good visual statement nonetheless.
But if paranoid resistance is more your thing, their ‘thought criminal’ shirt should serve to promote your illicit cognitions.
Of course, you might think you’ve got nothing to hide, but we know that’s exactly what they want you to think. I think.