Five ways to boost your intelligence – now!

1. Talk to lots of high falutin’ people
2. Perfect a knowing smile
3. Name drop obscure Russian authors
4. Grow a beard and wear with matching tweed jacket or floral print dress
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5. Make disdainful comments about popular entertainment

8 Comments

  1. Posted April 12, 2011 at 1:50 am | Permalink

    Well… this is a step away from the usual. Good to know that Penis enlargement pills make you smarter – I guess the increase in blood pressure must have a stimulating effect on the brain.

  2. Michael Woelk
    Posted April 12, 2011 at 8:29 am | Permalink

    Vladimir Obruchev! :)* Also, Stephenie Meyer is a talentless hack and those reality shows on MTV suck!

    *in case you couldn’t tell: that was a KNOWING smile.

  3. Posted April 12, 2011 at 6:45 pm | Permalink

    Haha. Nice break from usual posts.

  4. delcimetro
    Posted April 13, 2011 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

    ‎1- Falutin’ people may not be ‘Falutin’ at all. They may just be saying things you don’t understand. 2- They might really know! 3- There is a lot of VERY good Russian authors not known in english speaking countries for obvious reasons. 4- U can dress whatever u want as long as u respect the other rules. 5- Is there any other way to address to popular entertainment?

    • amancalledprak
      Posted April 17, 2011 at 2:24 am | Permalink

      It’s either me or you that’s missing the point of something.

  5. Taylor
    Posted April 14, 2011 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    Thought this was another routine post on the Psychology Today blog for a second there!

  6. Chris_Falk
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 8:07 am | Permalink

    are the books in English or Russian?

  7. Posted April 24, 2011 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    Let’s see… guilty, guilty, not guilty (Dostoevsky isn’t obscure.), not guilty (I hate flashy clothes.), I DON’T HAVE A PENIS TO ENLARGE, and… yeah, okay, totally guilty.


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