Comments on: I can’t hold it any longer

By: Jennifer R. Ewing

Jennifer R. Ewing — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 17:00:06 +0000

I also read a story about an older gentleman who suffered chronic constipation. He was told by a friend that sweet potatoes would cure his problem. So he goes out, gets the biggest sweet potato he can find–and sticks it in his rectum! He came in to the ER complaining his constipation was worse than ever. As he’s detailing his misadventure with the sweet potato, the gentleman suddenly grunted, bore down–and the sweet potato shot across the room, to the ER occupants’ great surprise!

By: cavall de quer

cavall de quer — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 10:53:29 +0000

Not so fast with the chimpanzee – if I understand aright, the foreign body was grass – this happens with dogs (usually between digits, but not unknown in the penis) when grass seeds with backward-projecting feathering get stuck in the course of, e.g. a walk through long grass – they go up rather than down consequence. I’d hate to think chimpanzees were as stunned as their near relatives.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:45:31 +0000

(…please delete the previous comment, accidentally pasted the wrong URL…)

Related, but detailing a different orifice: “Rectal Foreign Bodies” (http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html). My favorite is the explanation (and photo: http://www.well.com/~cynsa/graphics/concrete.gif) of a concrete enema.

By: Jennifer R. Ewing

Jennifer R. Ewing — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:02:07 +0000

I read a story once about a rather large woman who masturbated so hard with a plastic two liter soda bottle, the bottle ended up rupturing the posterior wall of her vagina, and the woman could not remove the bottle. This required surgical intervention.