Sometimes, it’s just harder to do it without the innuendo. HelmetsRUs have a multi-sport helmet that has a brain painted on the outside.
While we usually tell people to wear helmets to keep the rocks out of their brain, this is the first time you might have to avoid keeping your brain out of the rocks.
I have to say, it’s a bit of a weird product if you think about it. I mean, would you buy a jock strap with your balls painted on the outside?
Obviously, that was intended to be a rhetorical question, but I’ve come to realise that the internet has killed rhetorical questions because you can always find someone who has lived your figure of speech, no matter how bizarre you make it.
Really? You own several you say? Could I interest you in a brain helmet…
Link to brain helmet.